The Egg Tastes Terrible 這雞蛋真難吃

The Egg Tastes Terrible 這雞蛋真難吃

(The Chinese content was crafted by unknown internet users. The English was translated by me. If you want to earn money in China as one of the  50 cent army, you need to learn all those well and apply them to your online comments to "shape" public opinion.  中文是網上抄來的,英文是我翻譯的。)
 
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:隔壁家的雞蛋更難吃,你咋不說呢?
B: The egg of the neighbor tastes worse. Why don’t you complain about that?
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:請拿出建設性的意見來,有本事你下個好吃的。
B: Please give us some constructive suggestions. If you are that capable, lay a good-tasting egg yourself.
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:下蛋的是一隻勤勞勇敢善良正直的雞,你還有沒有良心? !
B: The hen that laid this egg is a hard-working, brave, kind-hearted and righteous hen. Why are you so ungrateful?
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:比以前已經進步很多了。
B: It is already much better than before.
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:你這麼說是什麼居心什麼目的?
B: What’s your purpose and agenda for saying this?
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:隔壁的雞給了你多少錢讓你在這裡滿嘴亂噴?
B: How much money did the hen in the next door give you for you to say such nonsenses here?
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:再難吃也是自己家的雞下的蛋,憑這個就不能說難吃。
B: No matter how terrible it tastes, it is after all laid by the hen of our own family. Based just on this fact, you cannot say it tastes terrible.
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:隔壁家的雞蛋是偽蛋。
B: The egg of the neighbor is faked.
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:沒有老場長,你連這雞蛋都吃不上。
B: If it were not for our respectful farm director, you wouldn't even have this.
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:要對咱們家的雞有耐心,它一定會下出更好吃的蛋。
B: Just be more patient with our hen. She will surely lay better eggs.
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:隔壁家也吃過這樣的雞蛋,現在是初級階段。
B: The neighbor once also had such kind of eggs. We are in the primary stage.
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:很多家都是因為吃了隔壁的雞蛋而導致家庭成員衝突、生活水平下降而最終解體的。
B: Many families broke up because of the conflicts between family members and the lowered living standard after they ate the eggs of the neighbor.
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:其實,隔壁家的雞蛋也一樣,天下烏鴉一般黑,世上根本沒有好吃的雞蛋。
B: As a matter of fact, the eggs of the neighbor are the same. All crows in the world are black. There are no good-tasting eggs in the world at all.
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:我們這麼大的一個家,問題太複雜,下蛋沒有你想得那麼容易....
B: We are such a huge family; and things are very complicated. Laying an egg is not as simple as you have imagined...
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:不要再吵了,這個家不能亂,穩定、穩定壓倒一切!
B: Shut up! Our family cannot get into chaos. Stability! Stability is the first and foremost!
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:我們家人腸胃不好,現階段還不適合吃雞蛋
B: Our digest ability is not good; and it’s not time yet for our family to eat eggs at present.
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:凡事都有個過程,現在還不是吃雞蛋的時候....
B: Everything has a process. It not time to eat eggs at present...
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:討論這個問題沒有意義,有時間多去做點實事吧!
B: It’s meaningless to discuss this question. If you have time, do something tangible!
A:這雞蛋真難吃
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:你是不是對咱們養雞場不滿?咱們養雞場白養活你了,滾!
B: Are you feeling discontented with our hennery? Well, we’ve been feeding you in vain. Go to hell!
A:這雞蛋真難吃
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B: 你叫什麼名字?你是乾什麼的!你站在什麼立場上說話?
B: What is your name? What are you doing here? On what standpoint are you talking like this?
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:【該用戶發言已被管理員屏蔽】
B: 【The comments of this user have been blocked by the web administrator.】
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:大家小心,此人IP在國外
B: Everybody please watch out! This guy’s IP is from overseas.
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:難吃的雞蛋是極少數,絕大多數雞蛋是好的,是優秀的,是經得起考驗的!
B: Only a very small number of our eggs taste bad. The majority of them are good and outstanding; and can stand any trials!
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:這是謠言,我可以負責任地說,我們的雞蛋都是合格的健康的!
B: This is a rumor. I can say responsibly that all our eggs are qualified and healthy!
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:你懂個屁,其實飼養員正在下一盤很大的棋…
B: You are an idiot. The hen keeper is actually planning and doing something magnificent.
A:這雞蛋真難吃。
A: The egg tastes terrible.
B:到目前為止,我沒發現這雞蛋難吃。專家說了,這雞蛋難吃的可能性不大。即使出現這種情況,也是結構性難吃。
B: I haven’t found that the egg tastes terrible until now. The experts have stated that it is very unlikely for the eggs to taste bad. Even if this kind of situation does occur, it would be structurally bad-tasting.

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